From the recording Fuzzy Dice
Lyrics
First Date – Tony Day, Todd Elsliger
You’re even prettier in person than you are online
I’m underdressed, and I wasn’t here on time
You order a drink
and I’ll take the same
just one sip, she can’t wait to split
and I’ve blown my chance again
I left a message on your phone the very next day
I’m never certain how long I’m supposed to wait
just to be sure
you don’t think I wasn’t impressed
I texted you anther message too
sent a letter to your address